Teaser
From the masters of
horror who brought you Snakes on a Plane,
a terror-filled new film is coming soon to a theatre near you: Toddlers on a Plane. Based on the real-life events of Flight 721
and starring new faces Brynn “The Tazmanian Devil” Walker and Jonah “Hulk Out”
Walker, be prepared for four hours of non-stop action at the expense of
everyone within a thousand vertical feet.
Will our tragic heroes, Mom and Dad, have planned enough activities to
prevent their children from being tackled by the air marshal and jailed
indefinitely by the FBI? This non-stop
thrill ride will keep you on the edge of your seat…..which is good because if
you were sitting back in your seat, the kids would probably be kicking you.
Comments
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| Why yes, that is a pair of (clean) princess underwear on his head. Whatever it takes. |
“I felt the plot
dragged on (really four hours?) and eventually got a little repetitive. To read Barnyard
Dance three times reeks of a thrown together script. It was like the writers thought a fourth
bathroom break would actually keep the audience engaged. Plus, how many times can you feed them fruit
snacks and granola bars? Someone needs
to check those childrens’ glucose levels.” – Sean O’Connell, Washington Post
“What a great plot twist to have the parents swap seats halfway through. Total game changer that took the second half of the movie in a completely different direction. Never saw it coming.” - Dad
“I thought there was
great tension built up during the movie, almost Hitchcock-like. I felt like the people getting kicked all
flight long were about to go crazy. Then
when their shrieks started to crack the airplane windows, I thought it was over.”
– Lisa Kennedy, Denver Post
“I am sick of these
mother f*@^ing children on this mother f*@^ing plane!” – The lady in seat 21C
“Pour me a drink.” - Mom
and Dad
