Day 3 : 713 miles remaining
Jenn: “Did that just say the interstate is closed?”
Phil: “Oh, um…I wasn’t paying attention.” (driving)
Jenn: “Have you paid attention to any signs this trip?”
Phil: (thinking) “No. I’m sure it was during a weekend night or something.”
Jenn: “Aaaand here’s the detour.”
Garmin Lady “Recalculating!”
Phil: “Rrrr! We’re so close to lunch! I’m getting hungry anger.”
Garmin Lady “Recalculating!”
Phil: “You know Garmin lady, if I could go that way I would. Are we still following the detour? I don’t see any signs.”
Jenn: “I think so.”
Garmin Lady: “Recalculating!”
Phil: “Sorry Garmin Lady. Sorry I didn’t take a left turn into that large orange metal post that was in the way of your precious route! Maybe if you had eyes, you would know I can’t go that way!”
Jenn: “Easy hon. It feels like we’re going in a big circle.”
Phil: “No, I think we only took three left turns, so if we take one right turn, we’ll be going in the right direction. I think.”
Brynn: “I need to pee!”
Jenn: “We’re going to stop for lunch soon sweetie. Do you see the big bridge?”
Brynn: “I need to pee!”
Jenn: “I know sweetheart. Try to hold it until we can stop.”
Brynn: “I need to pee!”
Phil & Jenn: “Just hold on!”
Brynn: “I need to pee!”
Garmin Lady: “Recalculating!”
Phil: “Arrggghhhh! Shut up Garmin Lady. Just shut the hell up!”
Jenn: “Philip!”
Brynn: “Philip! Philip! Philip!”
Phil: “I’m sorry, it was just very noisy and…..no excuse. I’m sorry."
Jonah: (crying)
Brynn: “Shut up mister man.”
Jenn: (stare)
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| Luckily, Brynn always had her blanket tunnel as her own private retreat. |
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